i live for the “that’s fake money” or “how did you forget about 400$” notes on this post like as if neurodivergent people don’t exist.
lmao yeah i am ND & have really bad memory problems but hey everyone just keep roasting me in the notes i guess it’s fine lmao
the honest to god truth of this story is i Actually just found my old wallet full of money that i probably definitely won from a slot machine and forgot about & thought “hey i should take a picture of this for tumblr bc the wallet is so ridiculous! people will have a laugh at my shitty memory and silly choice in bands!” but NO Y’ALL ANGRY AND SHIT LIKE CALM DOWN HOMIES!!! IT IS A FUCKENING TUMBLR POST!!!! LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
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